February 3, 2010
No nap for Allie today. I
heard her talking in her crib for about an hour; then I heard the pitter
patter of little feet upstairs followed by, "I'm awake, Mommy. I'm
awake!" She's figured out how to get out on her own! Hmm...this could be
trouble.
March 31, 2010
Allie
just had her first piece of gum. It went like this: "Allie, we don't
swallow gum we just chew it." "Okay, I chewing it!" "Allie, where is
your gum?" "I ate it." hmmm...maybe not quite ready for that yet.
October 2, 2010
According
to Allison: Her baby sister will be born 'in about thirty years' and
her name will be 'Duty Calls'. hahahaha I sure hope she is wrong on both
accounts.
October 5, 2010
Dear Baby C:
It
has come to my attention that you have become too comfortable with your
current living situation. Your lease condition of 40 weeks O days was
completed on September 29th, 2010. I am writing to inform you of your
impending eviction. You have until tomorrow before you will be forced
from the premises. We look forward to making your acquaintance!
Sincerely,
Your loving mother and landlady
November 24, 2010
Allie: "I don't want to be bigger mommy. I want to stay little forever!”
December 15, 2010
To
whom it may concern: In my recent order, I specifically requested the
infant model that sleeps. I received my infant over two months ago, and
things were going swimmingly until just recently. It appears she has
malfunctioned. I realize all sales are final, but is there a reset
button? A customer service number, perhaps? Sincerely, Tired-in-MD
December 16, 2010
Me:
Allie, please do not swing from the treadmill. Allie: [following me
while mumbling and swinging her arms about in a wand-ish fasion] I'll
show you, you mommy. I'm going to turn you into a PIGGY! hahahaha
