January 4, 2013
M: I guess we will just have to park way out in the boonies.
A: What's the boonies?
M: Far away from everything.
A: Look, Mommy! That truck is even boonier than we are!!
February 6, 2013
A: After we finish Auntie Laura's, may we please make my practice shower cookies?
M: I think it's kind of early to be making your shower cookies. You aren't even engaged yet!
A: What is engaged?
M: When you are going to be married--when you have a fiance.
A: But I do have a fiance! Remember Ryne?!?
March 20, 2013
A: I think I want my hair cut short on the sides and up here. The back is going to stay long.
Umm...did my five year old just ask for a mullet?!?
April 9, 2013
A: Well, they will sure be surprised. Their socks will probably come right off.
May 4, 2013
A: I wish you were a queen, Coco and I were princesses and Daddy was a king. Then we wouldn't have to be just commoners.
May 28, 2013
A: How do mommies and daddies have a baby after they decide they want one? Do they do it with love?
M: ...Yes.
A: Okay, but then how does it get in the mommy's tummy?
M: .....................
M: Did you know a bird hit my windshield yesterday while I was driving?!?
October 23, 2013
Allie: Mommy, you didn't pack a whole lunch for me!
M: I'm getting to it; did you think I wasn't going to finish?
Allie: Well, yesterday you said, "Where's Coco?!?", and she was sitting in the stroller right in front of you.
She has a point…
November 21, 2013
A: What does 'for a limited time' mean?
M: Temporary, or for a short time.
A: Oh. So it's 'be there or be square.'
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